What's the difference between tiger woods and santa?
Santa stopped after 3 ho's.
Merry christmas you shitbags!
Im using the lenovo to post this and its bloody irritating cause i keep misspelling everything. My sis is using mine to watch despo housewives. @!#$%*. Sonya rai get off my laptop now or i'll eat your face. Anyway just got back from red dot with a, karen and nat awhile ago. It was bloody awesome i tell you. Headed to Play initially but it was so blah, so blahblhablahblalhadhfablah, literally not one soul on the dancefloor so we went to park ass somewhere else instead. And fucking good game cause red dot had some lesbian party going on.
Long story short- made new acquaintances, danced with a bunch of hyper chicks, drama, banged my head on a table, drama again, got monkeyed until my phone dropped and nearly got stomped on. Aye new one somemore you know. Precious cargo :( So yeah thats about it. The cab ride back was pretty fun too. Driver was being all retarded and christmassy. Okay la my xmas eve was good enough. Sorry guys i couldnt reply your text wishes. My batt died on me and all the texts that got transferred to a's phone weren't saved.
Oh yeah im going on holiday next week! But i'll be back in time for new years cause ive awesome plans with awesome people. 2010 will be a good one i know it. Ok it better fucking be. So fast one year has flown by. Just like that. Can you believe it? Maybe cause ive been having fun. NOT. I admit 2009 has been one of my worst years but ive also met some really great people and had some great times so i shant be ungrateful. Bloody fuckkajhfasdf i just pressed the enter button again i hate this computer. Ok i shall end here. I dont think ill be sleeping again tonight so im going to find something else to do. Goosebye.
