Midyear oral today was fucked up. Majorly fucked. I knew i was going to screw up the moment i greeted her wrongly. I was like 'Good morning ___'. When she went 'Good afternoon..', sounding as pissed as someone who just got cheated on, I swear i just froze. Anyway, the picture conversation showed three boys playing the violin. And to think it couldn't get any worse than last year's N level oral. I had seven sentences planned out in my head, which i thought hard to come up with btw, but when it was my turn i just blanked. It was like 'This is a scene.. *stare* shit'. That wasn't how i planned to start, damn it. Next. The topic of conversation was museums, museums for god's sake. Do i look like i visit the museum? No, of course not. So anyhow, this was how the conversation went. I can remember every single word.
Examiner:
So, the passage was about an art museum right? Can you please tell me more about a recent trip to a museum that you've made?
Shar:
Uhm, yeah. Uh, I went to the Singapore Museum recently, like last year with my family? We went to see the.. Oh wait, no, not Singapore Museum. Uh, Singapore History Museum. To see historical monuments. Like the.. the monuments inside. Very nice(?!) And then my father, i mean my uncle, told us about, no, educated us on history and stuff. Yeah. Haha.
Examiner:
Right. So why then is it important for these countries to preserve their history?
Shar:
*Looks at shaz hopefully* Uhm.. Because.. they want other people, other countries to know like, how far the country progressed from the past til now? I think its the culture.. yea, wait.. okay no its just the culture. They want to show how *mumble* Singaporeans are. Were. Sorry. *Waves hand around* Not only Singapore la, elsewhere also.
Examiner:
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Is there anything else you'd like to say?
Shar:
No.
Talk like that how to pass, you tell me! Its like blatantly throwing white lie after white lie, crap after crap. Not to mention the la. And she was giving me that cynical 'I teach history, stupid. One thing's for sure. There's no Singapore Museum' face. Do you know how long im taking to complete this post? God. Left with shaz the moment we ended. Met v,j,nana and joyce at raffles city after that. My mind was completely haywired after the oral so i figured turning my autism switch on wouldn't make much of a difference. Headed to the library at esplanade for who knows what reasons. Nana told me more about her hot classmate; not that i asked or anything. She's in the Magnum cheerleading squad. I found out something else today, because someone was being so random, which made me kinda happy. Not really. Maybe something that would've made me happy last year but didnt happen for obvious reasons. But i dont play casanova, sorry. It gets you into trouble. So i spent the entire afternoon out with them, had so much bloody fun, and left around 7 or so. V left us at city hall so nana,j,joyce and i took the train back to dhoby. There's something about the travellator that makes me high. The moment i stepped on it i went insane. I shouted at people travelling in the other direction to excuse me, in this very cookie monster voice. The lady infront of me was like 'Say louder! Then they'll move. Then we can all go'. You're supposed to be freaked out, lady, not join in my nonsense. Frightened random people livia-style, scared people down the escalator. It was damn funny. Nana almost fell off the escalator. That wasnt funny. J and joyce were so embarassed by us that they stranded us at dhoby and got on the next train, which was packed at peak hour. They broke my heart. Whatever, i was kidding.
Anyway, i can feel my heart ripping. And this time i'm not kidding.
Wth la, whatever
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