Saturday 120108
Cca fair was bullshit.
Rebelled for the millionth time in my life.
Came to school in my own clothes and barged into guitar club room to see if they'd recognise me.
Yeah. Im in guitar club.
Juniors were staring at me like 'wtf, you die'.
Its something like dangling yourself on a rope from the ceiling la actually.
Suprisingly the teacher thought i was part of the alumni and asked me to come back for alumni performance.
Hello? Im in Sec 5 taking O levels this year, remember?
Anyway, GC posters were super duper small and square.
Like who wants to strain your eyes looking at squares on the wall right?
Not to mention the handwriting.
Choke.
Headed over to Kovan sakae with jan and joyce.
Ade came waltz-running up later.
Waltz-running, wth.
My first time at sakae so i was super noobish.
Like 'uh, whats that? whats that? eww, janice?!'
Jan eats maggot sushi.
Super hard to chew, maggot sushi.
Received loads more of 'love advice' from the 'love advisers'.
Ha. ha.
Anyway, headed out with besties and Jo yesterday.
Met them at Gloria jean's at marina.
Could only spend like an hour or so with em cos Nana had to leave.
The minah with a curfew.
Renaa B Minah.
After Nana left, Vee and I met up with Jan at Chomp chomp.
It was so totally on impulse.
Bumped into Foodle and Xiu there.
Like, whoa, of all people right?
But yeah, im okay.
Got abit of a shock at first.
Chomp x2 was packed so we headed over to the other hawker centre.
Sat there and chatted for like, hours.
So.
I've decided to abandon the search for my Little miss perfect.
I believe if its meant to happen, she'll come to you.
Maybe not like, right outside my doorstep la.
The stork dropped my princess outside my door!
Gosh thats fucking lame.
Open the door and slam into her face ah.
Shall try not to fall for anyone this year though.
and
FUCK VALENTINES DAY
You have no idea how much couples hate me.
Why?
Because i stare at them; subconsciously for God's sake.
Some are sweet, some are unbelievably detestable.
PDA please.
STOP IT.
But nooo they think i hate them.
So they hate me.
Fine.
Stare wars between the devastated single and the disgustingly sweet fucking couples.
OKAY NOT ALL.
I know of sweet couples as well.
I think, God forbid, no one else fits me as well as ___.
GOD FORBID.
Please..
Please.
Forbid la.
Nothing else to add so i'll stop here.
The only Bollywood video which is not gross.
Except maybe the guy.
she's so fucking cute though