And she said 'you dont know what you mean to me'
Its boxing day today.
A fucking ruined one at that.
But nevermind,
lets lighten up shall we?
I'll post about what i did pre-christmas!
Stayed over at Jan's place on christmas eve.
The events that took place were bloody hilarious.
Went over in the afternoon, had lunch while waiting for Joyce, Little Miss Introverted.
Yeah, we came up with 'Little Miss and Mr' names for ourselves.
Joyce of course is Little Miss Introverted and Jan being Little Miss Freaky.
Ade's Mr Gay and I, i dont know how i got this but, Mr Dick.
The shirt'd probably be a dick with legs.
Well, I sure know how to have dickheaded fun so im fine with the title.
There's something else i just realised.
Im a trigger-happy person!
So if you pass me a working loaded gun, you're as good as dead.
Found that out when i couldnt stop pressing the trigger on Desree's toy gun.
Its like when you pass me a gun, i'd be like 'Whoa, that's so cool! Can you die like this? Bang bang.'
Incase you were wondering what the gun was doing there, it was lent to Ade as an accesory for her christmas party costume.
Kept pointing it to Jan's head with that sick little grin of mine, lmfao.
Of course i wouldnt kill friends and family, but i wouldnt mind killing off some people on the street True Crime style.
And a certain few people i know, whom i hate to the core mind you.
Had loads more fun that night.
Slept only about 3am.
Fast forward to christmas visiting.
I'll skip to the interesting parts only.
First house, Midget and I were sitting on the sofa stoning when i heard this jingling sound from the radio.
As the house was filled with people's chatter, i couldnt really get the tune of it so i just blurted out 'HEY, DONT CHA! ITS DONT CHA ON THE RADIO'.
Because of that, the entire living room went silent and i could hear the actual song.
It was freakin 'Jingle Bells'.
Everyone must have thought i was some idiot or something.
Plus there was this little old lady who kept asking what my name was and where i lived.
So i told her.
In the next 5 mins she was there again asking the same questions.
So i concluded she had STM.
This ought to win me a Nobel prize!
Went to a few more houses after.
Got a few presents to open up, though they're not much.
Off to find myself some
Lords Of Dogtown now.
Its a skateboard movie, fyi.
:D
