Word of the day: Ubuntu
Simile of the day: As slow as Cheryl
Drug of the day: Adeline
[Pumps up your adrenaline to a deadly level]
Went to see Sharon's play with Cineja today.
ROFL
Adeline should have gone
She would have gone
'@#$%^!#*$' at Desiree,
Sharon's sister.
It was held at some Alliance De Fracaise building
French.
:|
Halfway through the performance,
they wanted to show this slideshow
WHICH LAGGED FOR 100 HOURS!
You know why?
Cos they dont use Microsoft or Mac.
You know what they use?
UBUNTU.
Have you heard of it?
NO!
After the slideshow ended,
i was like 'what the hell?'
I mean..
Nevermind i shall not insult,
They're only children
:(
So instead i started talking to Cineja.
She started telling me that Sharon's teacher,
Ms Koh, was slow.
Then i asked 'Slow as in what kind of slow?'
Jan: 'Uhm. -Thinks- Slow like Cheryl'
Me: Ohhh!
So understandable.
And the simile i created 'Dead as a doll'
turned out wrong
Its 'Dead as a ..'
Something la, i forgot.
The drug term ADELINE
came from the piano piece
'Ballade Pour Adeline'
So its like
You pour adeline and drink her.
Get it?
I DIDNT THINK OF IT
IF ITS LAME BLAME JANICE!
After that, on the way home,
we saw this whole school of
Korean or Japanese guys.
Taking the mrt
They were at Newton with us and
mysteriously appeared at Dhoby ghaut as well.
I was saying they're terrorists and want to kill us
Only me and Cineja
:(
In the train we were talking about watching people on TV
By people we mean our friends.
What happens if these people act:
Denise: Switch off tv and pull out plug
Sharmila: Switch off tv and throw it away
Cheryl: Go to the recording studio and kill her
And speak of the devils,
two little children came in.
So we named them Cheryl and Denise.
Cheryl was the boy and Denise the girl.
So now Cheryl's my son.
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:o
