Another adaptation:
Reporter Speedo here
I was doin my usual speedin when i realised..
HEY! Gotta find some news!
So, i pushed some old lady on the street,
ran round the corner,
and came back with my mic and cameraman later.
Then she was like **** you , you stupid *******.
Then i just blinked my globular eyes at her; like a puppy.
My mother named me Speedo you know. - stares-
I hate random things
Thats why im a reporter.
Reporter Speedo from the Insomniac station™
Signing off,
Ta raa.
